pizzastiel: i’m really sorry
gnometeeth: A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him. I live for this post

rabioheab:

so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what 

zooeyclairedeschahell:

“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy

little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

-theuntoldstoryofemilyy: love this

do you ever just wanna kiss your boyfriend but realize you don’t have one

meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

pablo-is-love: fandomblogger: ohfangirlplease: ilusing: eyelinerlyrics: supcake: That’s the thing about cake…it demands to be eaten. This is the most brilliant thing out of all things that are brilliant. I ate the cake the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once… My thoughts are like icing I can’t fathom into lettering… It would be a pleasure to have my cake eaten by you, Hazel Grace. It’s a metaphor, see. You put the cake between your teeth but you don’t give it the power to be tasty.

hungarian:

nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito

a-superwentzromance:

I have just realized my relationship with bands is like the relationship the squirrel has with the nut in ice age 

notahoe:

eyebrows can literally either make you or break you

muffinmachine:

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police